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Brenda, sweetheart,
would you like to say grace?
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Wow, lucky girl.
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Papa didn't let me say grace
until I was 35.
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Bless us, O Lord and these...
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- Go green, go green.
- Hippos, hippos, hippos!
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Jesus Christ!
What the hell is going on here?
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We used the Come Alive ray to sci-fi
some Hungry Hungry Hippos
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into IRL-like hungry hippos
and things got a little titsy.
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Oh! Mine just ate an ugly vase.
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That's ten points for pink.
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- Those were my father's ashes.
- That means double points, boy.
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Best game night ever!
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It's way better than when we all got
diabetes from real life Candy Land.
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What do you want? I'm gaming.
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Hey, do we know a Pupa?
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- Terry!
- Come on, man.
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Oh. All right. Thanks for calling.
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Jesus Christ.
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All right, let's go, pink hippo.
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- What was that?
- Nothing.
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- The Pupa got arrested at the mall.
- What? We have to go save him!
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Okay, I see how it is.
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We only worry about the Pupa
when Terry's winning game night.
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This is bullshit.
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KORVO: Planet Shlorp was
a perfect utopia until the asteroid hit.
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One hundred adults and replicants
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were issued a Pupa
and escaped into the space,
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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.
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We crashed on Earth, stranding us
on an already overpopulated planet.
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That's right.
I've been talking this whole time.
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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
My name's Korvo.
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This is my show.
I just dropped the Pupa.
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Do you see me? This is ridiculous.
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I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.
People are stupid and confusing.
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Why are there so many wildfires?
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Where's your planet sized hose
so that we can just put everything out?
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You should think
about building one of those.
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GUARD: So, yeah, the blue space
creature, AKA The Pupa
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walked into the Claire's jewelry store
at 2:00 p.m.
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and exited minutes later
with the stolen merchandise.
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Earrings? What the hell?
He doesn't even have ears.
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Or does he?
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A Pupa would never steal anything.
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Has his own Bubba Gump Shrimp
Platinum rewards MasterCard.
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It must have been another Pupa.
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I saw it all.
He stole sweet pearl earrings,
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a body piercing gun
and three unicorn chokers.
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Why are Principal Cooke
and Ms. Frankie here?
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Your second job is driving
a forklift for the mob.
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I've got a ton of jobs, kid.
Teacher, storm chaser, this,
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plus I sniff luggage at the airport
for the DEA.
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This little sack of fucks
has been running
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a black market piercing ring at school.
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Most of his customers
have gotten infections.
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- Titties!
- I'm gonna hurl.
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I was a child psychiatrist
before my crippling addiction
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to celebrity feet forced me
into a career in civilian security.
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Which is why I can tell you that this is
an out of control teenager situation.
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This doesn't make any sense.
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He's normally such a sweet
little supercomputer.
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I mean, yes, he did kill a Robocop.
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Yes, he'll one day terraform
a new planet destroying us all.
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But, come on,
look at the cute little guy.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
How could you do this to us?
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We take our eyes off you
for two weeks to sci-fi some hippos
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and this is how you repay us?
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I am livid.
Wait. Is that a real word?
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Well, then, I'm fucking livid.
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Now, guys, let's take it easy here.
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Maybe we just don't know Pupes
as well as we thought.
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And I say it's livid time to find out.
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Now he's gonna use livid
wrong for everything.
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Rap music posters, a Game Gear,
The Twilight series?
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These books are way too sexy for you.
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Bag of weed.
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A Harry Potter whistle
you turned into a bong.
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SteelBook HD DVD of the Joker.
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A mech suit that looks to be
some sort of conman businessperson.
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- What could this be for?
- Why are you asking me? I don't know.
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What the hell?
Are you stealing all this stuff, Pupa?
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This isn't the Pupa we know and love.
Who even are you?
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I wish I'd never been pupaed.
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The mall cop was right.
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The Pupa is an out of control
motherfucking teenager.
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What are we going to do
with the Pupa?
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No idea is a bad idea. Go.
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He's a sensitive little dumpling.
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- We should be nurturing him.
- KORVO: Bad idea. Next.
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Smash his head with a hammer
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- and throw him in a quarry.
- As a backup. Next.
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We shouldn't punish him.
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We should learn from him
so we can steal stuff too.
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I'm gonna start reading
sexy books and shit.
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All these ideas suck.
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He wants to be a teenager
then let's treat him so.
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Pupa, as team leader,
I have come to a decision.
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You shall be grounded
for one Earth month.
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- Grounded?
- Yes, grounded.
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Oh, no. It's going to be okay.
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Korvo, you made him cry. Psychopath.
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I didn't know... It's the right thing
to do. He has to learn.
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JESSE: I told you he needed
to be nurtured.
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YUMYULACK: Did the power go out?
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TERRY: I didn't save a backup for my
seven-part Animal Crossing fart fic.
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I'm no Pupa expert, but even I know
he isn't supposed to be two colors.
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You are the Pupa expert.
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Thank you. I won't let you down.
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Aisha, we have a problem.
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AISHA: Dang, Korvo, you melted again.
Your skin looks nasty.
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What? I've been using
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Ole Henrikson's Collagen Boosted True-C
Complex facial serum twice a day.
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No, it's the Pupa.
He's all fucked up.
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The Pupa is stuck between
powder blue and seafoam green.
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No shit! But what does that mean?
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You guys can't go one day
without being all,
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"Aisha, this" and "Aisha, that.
Now you should help
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"my wooden penis
that's stuck in the hyper drive."
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It's not my fault
the thing has an oak shaped hole.
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When the Pupa's pigment blinks yellow,
it means he's lost Wi-Fi signal.
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When it's stalled between two colors,
it means his evolution has been tainted.
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Of course, that makes sense
because the taint is between two things.
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Like Shakespeare wrote,
"Taint thy balls. Taint thy butthole."
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Okay, fess up. Who tainted the Pupa?
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Don't look at me. I let him suck
on old batteries all the time.
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- He should be healthy.
- It's probably society's fault.
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Yes, I bet it's because of all
the human shit he's been doing.
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He eats an insane number
of garlic knots,
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and his only source of news
is cameos from Finn Wolfhard.
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- And he watched the HD DVD 1
- KD master of Joker
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and absorbed Todd Phillips' values.
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Don't listen to them, Pupes.
You just need some TLC, don't ya?
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Pupa is being a shit pebble.
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He needs to be taught that
interrupting a life-sized
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Hungry Hungry Hippo game
has consequences.
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Grounding clearly wasn't enough.
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So as punishment for stealing
all that stuff, you will paint the ship.
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And smoke a pack of Marlboro Lights
with a pillowcase over your head.
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- But the Pupa doesn't smoke.
- And now he never will again.
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I don't like being the bad guy,
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but you better paint that ship
before we return.
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And I want all these cigarettes
smoked to the filter.
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Guys, the orange hippo got into a Panera
and the cops shot him.
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If we hurry, we can still save
green, pink and yellow.
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Pupa, stay here and learn your lesson.
I'll hug you later.
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Last one there is a rotten spore!
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Yes! That counts.
Point for the Yumyu-lone Ranger.
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Guys, is it me
or does the house look different?
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Holy fuck, the ship is gone!
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Is it crazy that I like it
without the ship?
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Yes, it's crazy.
Where the fuck is the Pupa?
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Pupa?
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No way. Pupa got a Titan XL gaming chair
with Napa leather upholstery?
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Where the hell is the ship?
And how did you get a PS7?
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Those aren't even out yet.
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You traded the ship to a witch
for a gaming setup, didn't you?
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So what?
I didn't ask to get assigned to you.
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Is anyone else weirded out that he's
suddenly talking in complete sentences?
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I don't know what's up with you,
but we'll talk when I get back.
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Terry and I have to go fight
a witch for our spaceship.
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You two, make sure
he stays out of trouble.
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You ready to face this witch?
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I guess. We talk about her all the time,
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but I never thought
we'd actually confront her.
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Fuck, man. A witch?
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- I'm scared.
- We need to marshal
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all our firepower for an epic showdown
three seasons in the making.
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Hopefully, the Disney Dark Lords
don't make us trim it
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because this shit
is going to be wild.
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- I'll tell you that much.
- Let's do this shit!
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Man, who knew Brigga Balba
would be so nice and her home, lovely.
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That little fountain
in her tea garden was so peaceful.
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I was thinking the same thing.
We really had her pegged wrong.
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All we had to do was lease
this rad pumpkin car
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and buy Stella & Dot crap from her
to get the ship back.
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It is not crap.
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Look at my "I'm a girl boss"
chunky cufflink. That's on trend, baby.
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Terry, do you hear that?
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Whoo! All right!
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An '80s movie-style rager?
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Not in my house.
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Hey, that's the turntable
I got for Passover
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to mix ship noises with space sounds.
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Where the hell are Jesse and Yumyulack?
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Cannonball!
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My turn!
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Oh! Uh...
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To tell you that this is irresponsible.
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You were supposed
to be watching the Pupa.
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Yeah, and we watched him
throw an awesome party.
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Okay, everyone out!
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TEENAGER: This is stupid. Whatever.
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TERRY: That's the last straw, Pupa.
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How could you throw
a crazy '80s party without me?
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You are super-duper-juluper grounded.
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Yeah. Tell 'em, Terry.
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I hate this. I'm the cool one who
bites off cheese instead of cutting it.
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But you leave me no choice.
No more iPad. No more sexy books.
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No more Hulu!
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Look at him.
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He's learning his lesson
so hard right now.
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Maybe I am the Pupa expert.
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What the hell?
203
00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:02,625
I did not know that was an option.
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Aw, he laid an apology egg.
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Apology egg-cepted, Pupa.
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00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:11,801
Yeah, buddy.
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- What the hell is that?
- Little Buddy.
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Yeah, buddy.
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00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,142
Yeah, buddy.
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How the hell am I supposed to punish him
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when he's palling around
with a Little Buddy? Aw!
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Shit! If we'd just smashed
Pupa's head,
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thrown him in the quarry,
this wouldn't have happened.
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We've done everything we can.
The Pupa isn't afraid of us.
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We need someone
to whip Pupa into shape.
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Someone with a heart of gold,
abs of steel,
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and the calves of a hip-hop legend.
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- We need...
- BOTH: Mark Wahlberg.
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Mark Wahlberg has
a restraining order against us,
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but military schools
should work just as well.
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00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,801
All right, maggots. I own you.
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You're nothing but maggot shit
on the bottom of my shoe.
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I will wipe your maggot asses
off the face of this earth.
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- Do you understand me, maggots?
- ALL: Yes, sir.
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00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:04,270
At some point,
yelling maggots has diminishing returns.
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I like it. I'm going to start
doing it at home, maggot.
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00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:09,317
Well, fuck me sideways.
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00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:12,153
In all my years of screaming at maggots,
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I've never gotten to actually train
an honest-to-goddamn maggot.
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What's your name, maggot?
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I'm the Pupa.
232
00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,745
Wrong. Your name is maggot.
233
00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:25,082
- And what the hell are you?
- Little Buddy!
234
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,418
What in the almighty fuck
is a Little Buddy?
235
00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,003
He yells an awful lot.
236
00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:32,340
Aren't you worried this is going to be
too hard on the little guy?
237
00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,258
We need someone hard
to set him straight.
238
00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:37,678
Hey, you think these guys would want
to buy some Stella & Dot dog tags?
239
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,889
We have some delish
bespoke white gold necklaces.
240
00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:44,226
- I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
- Shut up and get in the gourd, maggot!
241
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,978
Yeah, that works for your boy. Mmm!
242
00:10:46,937 --> 00:10:49,273
Jesse, trust me.
This is the best thing for the Pupa.
243
00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:52,735
He's gonna thank us later.
We'll have a laugh about it like...
244
00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:55,529
I bet he's already learnt...
245
00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,492
- What the hell was that?
- Pupa and Little Buddy!
246
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,952
JESSE: How did they get out
of military school so fast?
247
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:04,121
KORVO: They made friends
with that drill sergeant.
248
00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,165
He was too charismatic.
People love his charm.
249
00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,667
We should never have stopped for Terry
250
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,585
to hawk Stella & Dot
to that brunch club.
251
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:13,047
You can't talk to me like that. I'm 10k
away from being an associate ambassador.
252
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,701
Who's the Pupa expert now, bitch?
253
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:47,164
Look, Pupa. It's not that we're mad.
We're just so disappointed in you.
254
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:49,583
- You're better than this.
- We've tried everything.
255
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,794
Tough love, soft love,
crazy, stupid love.
256
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,630
We even had Courtney Love
watch Love Actually with you
257
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,465
- and nothing.
- You were acting bad before
258
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,134
but now with Little Buddy, it's worse.
259
00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,219
Yeah, Little Buddy's a bad influence.
260
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,805
Little Buddy's the problem
because it's definitely not us.
261
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,140
Little buddy is my friend.
262
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,642
No, I forbid you from seeing
Little Buddy ever again.
263
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,269
- Get him.
- Give me that Little Buddy.
264
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,438
- Give him to me.
- To make sure he never returns,
265
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,440
I'm trapping him inside
a crystal paperweight.
266
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,983
Yeah, bu...
267
00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:15,901
No!
268
00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:19,155
Now he can't give you bad ideas,
and keep our bills from flying away.
269
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,323
You know, Stella & Dot
has a dandelion paperweight...
270
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,492
Jesus fuck, Terry.
It's a pyramid scheme.
271
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,538
All right, this is just a tantrum.
272
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:30,416
Let him tire himself out.
Pretty soon he'll be back to normal.
273
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,131
The Pupa exploded into a mist.
274
00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,841
- It's not a mist.
- It's a fog.
275
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,301
No, it's more like a steam.
276
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:44,096
Whatever it is, we're trapped inside
and it smells like the Pupa's ass.
277
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,731
Great, what a classic teenager
way to act out.
278
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:56,275
Turning himself into a blanket of steam
over the town.
279
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:59,111
Pupa, you recombine into
your own physical form this instant.
280
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,321
You hear me, mister?
281
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,989
No, don't go that way.
282
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,449
There are monsters.
283
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,409
Great. Now he's making
monsters in the steam?
284
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,161
We should've gotten him into soccer.
285
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,580
I just saw a tentacle over there.
286
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,792
The Pupa is such a bad teenager,
God, I wish I could be like him.
287
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:13,834
No, he sucks.
288
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,586
Pupa, you're in a lot of trouble.
289
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:18,798
You better stop being steam this instant
or no more playing Roblox.
290
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,220
Is that steam monster
wearing a PewDiePie hoodie?
291
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:28,057
The Pupa's delinquency must be
manifesting as adolescent creatures.
292
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,851
Look out! There's one wearing
Tech fleece and listening to Future.
293
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,237
Hey, guys. Jeez, Ms. Frankie,
you work here, too?
294
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,948
"Oh, gee,
you work here too?"
295
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,366
Of course I don't, you idiot.
296
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:48,661
Not that it's any of your business,
but we're making Ossobuco for dinner.
297
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,205
It pairs well with a night
of consensual edging.
298
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,884
Okay, definitely seems like
they are teens.
299
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:07,304
Somebody needs to go and find out
what we're really dealing with here.
300
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:09,765
No, we don't.
These monsters are all over TikTok.
301
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,935
That Pacific garbage patch is huge.
302
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,938
These monsters are expressing
all the Pupa's bad teen behavior.
303
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,940
We better pray he's not an arson kid.
304
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,067
I think Pupa just needs a friend.
305
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,236
Maybe if we can get home
and release Little Buddy,
306
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,612
he'll stop misting himself.
307
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,573
Good point.
But if we let Little Buddy go,
308
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,074
all our bills might fly away.
309
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,617
What do we do? What do we do?
310
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,663
Come on. We can get to my car.
311
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:33,831
Who the fuck is this guy?
312
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:34,832
I'm Desmond.
313
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,878
- Quick, give me the breathalyzer.
- Here.
314
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,672
And also, wow, I'd like to hear
the story behind that.
315
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,091
Come on, .9 is my baseline.
316
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,135
- Who else can drive?
- Let me try.
317
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,346
2.8. Yes! Alcoholic high score.
318
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,308
I got this.
319
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:56,437
Wait! Sign my change.org petition
to help destigmatize cyber bullying.
320
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,605
Whatever, man.
321
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,732
- You just don't get it.
- Oh, God.
322
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,234
I'm not sus, you're sus.
323
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:04,904
Good laddie.
324
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,448
Oh, my God! Crap, I'm spinning off!
325
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,080
Oh, God.
326
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,625
Why did I get emotionally invested
in Desmond?
327
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:21,670
Tell my wife I refinanced our boat loan.
328
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,009
Okay, listen, if these
monsters are really teens,
329
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,053
maybe we can just say
things they don't like.
330
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,013
Did you clean your room?
331
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,140
It's working.
What did you do at school today?
332
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:35,559
Tell me about your classes.
333
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,604
I want to meet your friends.
334
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:41,065
Who's gonna accept
my Facebook friend request?
335
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,112
Release Little Buddy.
That'll calm the Pupa down.
336
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:49,531
This ray has no reverse mode?
337
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,699
Well, shit. I'm so sorry.
338
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,452
I didn't foresee that
we'd have to turn a paperweight back
339
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,204
- into a Little Buddy.
- No, no, no.
340
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:58,290
We have to get Little Buddy out of there
or we're screwed.
341
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,292
We can undo this, but it won't be easy.
342
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,460
Terry, go to the ship
343
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:04,171
and activate the diffractalyser,
which'll take at least 12 hours.
344
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:06,006
After that comes the really hard part.
345
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,425
Yeah, buddy!
346
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:12,137
My bills! Damn it!
347
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,848
I can't remember how much
I owe in dues to the WGA North
348
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,642
- for that whole Ted 3
- D fiasco.
349
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,604
Little Buddy, come back here!
You're supposed to help us.
350
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,481
The mist fog steam is still everywhere.
351
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,111
You a-holes better figure
something out real quick.
352
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,195
This isn't our fault.
353
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,905
Yeah, we did everything for the Pupa.
354
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,658
He just watched
too many violent video games
355
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,034
and read too many sexy books.
356
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,662
This is Hollywood's fault.
The Joker, the Joker.
357
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,164
Let's go get Todd Phillips
and sacrifice him to the steam.
358
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,792
Bet he lives in a Tony Stark style house
overlooking the bay.
359
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,378
Will you aliens shut the fuck up?
360
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,838
Venmo me.
361
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,342
I am so sick of listening to you
blame everyone else.
362
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,635
This is on you.
363
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,222
I ship a thick snack.
364
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,309
The Pupa wouldn't be acting like this
365
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,103
if he had some structure in his life.
366
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,355
He needs present, tangible role models.
367
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,481
We see this all the time.
368
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:07,735
- The problem starts at home.
- Home? But that's where we are.
369
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:12,239
Oh, my God, you are truly
the shittiest parents I have ever met.
370
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,283
Korvo has spent more time eating me out
371
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,909
than being involved
in the Pupa's education.
372
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:16,910
Exactly.
373
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,245
- Wait. What?
- Guess what?
374
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:20,539
You're fucking wrong.
Because we're not human parents.
375
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,041
The Pupa is a member of our team.
376
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,667
Do you feed him? Do you bathe him?
377
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:24,877
Do you lay in bed and worry
378
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,337
he's going to get run over by car
or kidnapped by a pervert?
379
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:31,216
No, I worry he's going to get kidnapped
by a car and run over by a pervert.
380
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,218
Now that I'm saying it out loud, yes.
381
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,928
Then, honey, you are parents.
382
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,306
All the Pupa does is watch you dumbasses
383
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:40,059
run around sci-fi-ing shit
with no consequences.
384
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,894
You are the bad influences.
385
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,896
He doesn't have to change.
386
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,522
You do.
387
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,151
Fuck that! It's not us.
Let's go kill Todd Phillips.
388
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,152
Let's get him!
389
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,200
I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.
390
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,535
We have to fix the ship.
We're out of Doritos.
391
00:17:58,619 --> 00:17:59,578
Fuck you, Terry.
392
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:04,583
Guys, that supreme steam monster
sounds exactly like us.
393
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:05,793
Holy shit.
394
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,878
Were we the Todd Phillips all along?
395
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,506
MONSTER: I want to trap someone
in a paperweight.
396
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,049
Jeez, we suck.
397
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:15,177
I can't believe it. But these two
shallow side characters were right.
398
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,265
Regular Hungry Hungry Hippos. Ew!
399
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,809
Come on. We have to play now.
400
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:22,976
- Really?
- Yes.
401
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,023
This is fucking boring.
402
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,274
It was better when
we turned them into...
403
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,026
Look! What's happening?
404
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,403
Pupa's reacting to us
being bland and normal.
405
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,781
- See?
- JESSE: Oh, yeah, I guess it's working.
406
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,117
From this moment forward,
we have to change our ways.
407
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,285
So, no more awesome sci-fi stuff?
408
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,871
No, I think we have to cut
everything from our lives
409
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,499
that makes us a special,
unique, weird family
410
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,876
and basically sand
our whole situation down
411
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,463
so it's palatable to a broader,
more corporate approved audience.
412
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:52,714
I mean, the Pupa.
413
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,508
I signed up for a Mommy and Me
music class
414
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:55,926
with the Pupa three days a week,
415
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:59,680
then we'll go get no-sugar-added,
lactose-free froyo with the other moms.
416
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,432
Oh, my lilies, he's firming up.
What else can we do?
417
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,601
We could go back to school
and actually give a shit.
418
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,186
JESSE: Keep goin', keep goin'.
419
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,479
Terry and I could get jobs.
420
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:11,066
Real ones. Not comedy writing
or firemen. Something in an office.
421
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,609
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
422
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,069
And a computer and a printer,
423
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,072
a receptionist named Gail I keep trying
to bang, but she won't let me.
424
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,657
We can do this for the Pupa.
425
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,325
- For the Pupa!
- For the Pupa!
426
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:33,338
You may find yourself
living in a shotgun shack
427
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:37,718
You may find yourself
in another part of the world
428
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:42,431
And you may find yourself
behind the wheel of a large automobile
429
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,726
You may find yourself
in a beautiful house
430
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,312
With a beautiful wife
431
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:53,692
And you may ask yourself
Well, how did I get here?
432
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:57,779
Letting the days go by
Let the water hold me down
433
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:01,783
Letting the days go by
Water flowing underground
434
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,577
Into the blue again...
435
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:09,625
I can't make heads or tails of these
mid-quarter distribution reports.
436
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,376
I think Jenkins ran the numbers wrong.
437
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,963
Well, he's Mr. Saurner's nephew,
so we'll just have to do it again.
438
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:18,217
Where have you guys been?
Dinner will be ready in ten.
439
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,385
We were at the library, again.
440
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:24,014
I have to write a 50-page paper
on the effects of beach erosion.
441
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:26,975
Can I please just borrow
the useless-homework ray once?
442
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,560
No, no rays in this house.
443
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,272
Yeah. Hello, Mr. Saurner.
444
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:33,982
You want to come over tonight?
445
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,526
Tonight's not good, actually.
Korvo has the shits.
446
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:39,529
Okay. That was Mr. Saurner.
447
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:42,699
He invited himself and his wife over.
They want veal Parmesan.
448
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:46,036
But I'm making ginger-glazed salmon
with a cucumber dill salad.
449
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,080
Well, now you're making
veal fucking Parmesan
450
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,083
and you have half an hour to do it,
or we'll get fired from our work job.
451
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,919
Are these really the stakes
of our lives now?
452
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:57,172
Remember when we saved humanity
from ice lava and Napadoodles
453
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,424
and fought over who had
more Christmas spirit?
454
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:02,803
I spent 14 minutes in heaven
with a jakey BTS.
455
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:03,804
Korvo turned into goo
456
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,139
and I had to fight
my ex-lover, Malcolm Gladwell.
457
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,599
Ah, those were the days.
458
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,559
We used to do so much
crazy sci-fi stuff.
459
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,187
I love you guys.
460
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:14,273
And I love Moana.
461
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,192
It's worth it, for the Pupa.
462
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,236
- For the Pupa.
- For the Pupa.
463
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:21,655
- Ah, fuck!
- Yeah, buddy.
464
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:22,656
God damn it!
465
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,491
Is Little Buddy
just gonna be, like,
466
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:26,285
around all the time now or something?
467
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,245
Yep. This is our life now.
468
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:32,624
Into the blue again
After the money's gone
469
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:36,962
Once in a lifetime
Water flowing underground
470
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:40,590
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
471
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:45,012
Same as it ever was
Look where my hand was
472
00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:48,765
Time isn't holding up
Time isn't after us
473
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:53,353
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was